shuckl:

sirruraccoon:

shuckl:

watchthelightfade:

shuckl:

just to avoid accidentally using offensive language i’m going to start using 90s surfer dude slang because inadvertently offending someone is totally bogus dude

people might not want to be called dude

you are radically right and that is so not tubular my friend i apologise

I find your poor grammar and spelling to be offensive to my eyes.

watch me catch this gnarly wave of i don’t care

(via thebootydiaries)

notsosilentwallflower:

shampooonalasso:

tragicvillain:

in the name of

Finger me in the name of cardiology.

that works too

(via currently-procrastinating)

snorlaxatives:

that little chunk of chocolate at the bottom of the drumstick cone reblog if you agree

(via voirdiredear-deactivated2019083)

drinking game: big law partner bingo

civproho:

number1scrub:

check out the big law firms in your area, filter lawyers by partners
drink when:

anyone is “the third/III”
the name bernard
dad and son profile right next to each other (+ 1 shot if two brothers + dad)
son’s profile is underwhelming 
the name todd
two women on the whole page
no poc at all (drink x2)
1 poc partner
they mention “diversity” but have less than 3 poc
1 drink for every 4 strand of pearls
1 drink every 3 brads

“son’s profile is underwhelming”

LMAOOOOOOOOOO…..No shade, but I can’t get over the amount of profiles where the father went to like Harvard Law and son went to some random T3/T4 law school. 

(via voirdiredear-deactivated2019083)

luvkurai:

i didn’t used to understand why people got so emotional over chopped, but the first episode i watched had a dude putting caviar in the blender and i clapped my hand over my mouth and screamed

(via intensional)